Some parts of this blog may contain adult-oriented material. (It is NOT porn or erotica, but some of the content is inappropriate for children). If you are under your country's legal age to view such material or find it to be "objectionable", please leave this page now. Reader discretion is advised...but if you couldn't infer from the title that this may be an adult-oriented blog, then you shouldn't be on the Internet at all.

Everything on the Evil Slutopia blog is copyrighted by the E.S.C. and ESC Forever Media and may not be used without credit to the authors. But feel free to link to us as much as you want! For other legal information, disclaimers and FAQs visit ESCForeverMedia.com.

November 20, 2006

totally not smooth

Dumb Things Guys Say #2

I found myself caught in of a crowd of moving people in a bar and some guy comes up to me.

Guy: If you're going to stand in the middle like that, you're going to get stuck in the traffic.

Lilith: We just got here.

Guy: No you didn't. You've been here at least an hour now.

Lilith: I meant this spot, not the bar... but hey... so basically you've been checking me out for an hour now, huh?

Guy: Oh shit. I just totally blew any shot at being smooth didn't I?

Lilith: Yes. Yes you did.

No comments: