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December 24, 2006

All I want for XXX-mas

We've been seeing a lot of these "Keep the Christ in Christmas" signs around, so we at Evil Slutopia would like to thank you all for keeping the ho in holiday.

For your holiday enjoyment, we'd like to offer you suggestions for our very own 12 nights of XXX-mas. On the first day of XXX-mas, my lover gave to me... a angel sodomized by a Christmas tree....

1. Read "Cyanide and Happiness" at Explosm.net

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

2. Buy a t-shirt from T-Shirt Hell



3. Listen to Like Fucking Christmas by Action Toolbelt.



4. Save Chanukah by renting the The Hebrew Hammer



5. Buy yourself a new holiday outfit from ThreeWishes.com



6. Watch a Charlie Brown Kwanzaa



7. Enter the Momimomi Naughty Holiday Limerick Contest
There once was a boy named Danny
Who had a secret crush on his nanny
Under the mistletoe he stood
Holding his wood
Waiting for some yule tide fanny

8. Wipe your ass with festive toilet paper from PrankPlace.com



9. Have safe holiday sex, thanks to Condom Country




10. Send a greeting card from ChocolateFantasies.com



11. Trim your tree the Nawty way

12. Get a special kiss under the mistletoe by wearing the mistlebuckle

2 comments:

THE EVIL SLUT CLIQUE said...

You should all also check out this blog... le-enfant-terrible.blogspot.com

They also have the right idea!

sexy lingerie said...

nice list. my favorite was the mistletoe belt buckle, awesome!