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January 7, 2007

Why We Love Top Chef

Because of fabulous quotes like this one, from host Padma Lakshmi:

"The funnel cake was limp and flaccid!"

I wonder if Padma keeps her honey bear in the bedroom?


Anonymous said...

I myself am always left wondering, why aren't those women overweight? I guess they don't eat the entire portion of every chef's meal... Like I surely would.

- Alice Wonder


This is another of our favorite Top Chef quotes: "I'm not needing to lick my plate and that makes me sad".