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February 24, 2007

Dumb Things Waiters Say

Dumb Things Guys Say #13

Waiter: You can't sit here. We're not allowed to let people sit until everyone who is eating dinner is finished... unless you order food.

Jezebel: Okay, so what if we just order french fries or something?

Waiter: Ha ha, very funny. (starts to walk away)

Jezebel: But, wait...

Lilith: Are you going to bring us a menu?

Waiter: (gone)


raz said...

Whenever I oreder a Diet Pepsi they ask, "is Coke okay?" What if I said no, would they go find me a Pepsi?

Anonymous said...

@ raz
Would you rather the server pretend they have Diet Pepsi and bring you Diet Coke? Maybe you would like to order something else, since they don't have Pepsi - how's the server supposed to know?