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February 22, 2007

Holy... crap

We just realized that Lent started yesterday and we completely overlooked it.

Man, just think of all the jokes we could have made that are already dated!

We missed out on cracks about what we would give up... We missed out on all references to "eating meat" on Fridays... We missed out on making fun of that lame Josh Hartnett movie 40 Days & 40 Nights... We missed out on questioning the true meanings of how "Passion Sunday" and "Spy Wednesday" got their names... We missed out on a slew of Jesus jokes... We even missed out on Mardi Gras!!!!

Man we suck.

Goddamnit! You'd think that a group of ladies named Mary Magdalene, Jezebel, Lilith and Eve would know better! At least we have plenty of time to come up with some great material for Easter and Passover.

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