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March 28, 2007

Really Good Gossip

Dumb Bitch Parade #3

Dumb Bitch:
Oh, I know some good gossip about her.

Jezebel: Really, what is it?

Dumb Bitch: She's gay.

Jezebel: ...and?

Dumb Bitch: That's it. She's gay.

Jezebel: Honey, that's not gossip. She's gay...and having an affair with her married boss. That's gossip. She's gay...but about to be inpregnated with Jon Bon Jovi's sperm. That's gossip. Telling me that she's gay is like telling me that she's not a natural blonde or that she really likes to watch Seinfeld reruns. So not gossip.

2 comments:

mischief said...

agreed.

I'm vietnamese. Thought I'd add some more utterly pointless "gossip"

mischief

Sharnanagans said...

AHAHA. I love it.
Put her on the cover of PEOPLE! SHE'S GAY!
whoop.
love this blog.