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April 1, 2007

I Pity The Fool

We thought about posting an April Fool's Day prank for all of you, but realized that anything we did would be just too obvious...

We considered:

~posting Pro-Life propaganda
~posting that we've joined AA
~posting that we've found Jesus (he was hiding behind the couch the whole time!)
~posting that we've decide to abstain from sex for a while
~posting that we were ending the blog all together
~posting about the latest Britney Spears gossip
~posting endless photos of cute little fluffy bunnies and saying "awww how cute!"

(cute fluffy bunny courtesy of cuteoverload.com)

We knew none of you would be fooled, and honestly we were just too hungover today to come up with something really clever. Maybe next year.

So this is your April Fool's Day post:

Now I need an aspirin and a nap. Happy April Fool's Day. Praise Allah.

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