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July 15, 2007

some people can be so selfish

One more comic about the most dysfunctional couple ever...

Again this was inspired by allegedly actual events, as told to us by a former friend.


"I love cuddling after sex..."



“Uh... I'll be right back!”

"If I don't cuddle after sex I feel...
you know... all... I don't know..."



"But... we're cuddling."


"I think I'm gonna throw up!"



"Bleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"




"Bleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Oh god...."

“I can’t believe he’s doing this to me!”

"Bleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"



 “I can’t believe he’s throwing up after sex with me…
Sex with me repulses him.”




"I must have eaten something bad... goodnight baby."

"But... don’t you want to cuddle with me?”


"I just threw up."




But… we always cuddle after sex…
I… need to cuddle after sex…”

"I think I should just go to sleep, I feel really sick”.

 


"Hmmph! Fine!"

"Goodnight".


“God, some people can be so selfish”.

"ZZZZZZZZ"

Epilogue: You may recall that something similar happened to one of us once... and we joked about whether bad sex can in fact induce vomiting. However this is not about that. I guess when you're dating a nut case you should never underestimate the importance of post-coital cuddling.

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