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July 8, 2007

ZZZZZ: A True Story

Normally, this would be the part where we gave a little disclaimer saying that the story you're about to read is entirely fictional and any similarities to actual people or events are strictly coincidental. However, that would be a lie. This comic depicts a completely real event (allegedly), although the details have been changed.

It's funny because it's true (or "true"). Or... she's crazy because it's true? (Aren't you glad she's not your girlfriend?)



ZZZZZ: A True Story


(Forgive us for the terrible illustrations.
We're evil sluts and writers; we never said we were artists too).



"ZZZZZZZZ"


"Are you awake?"


"ZZZZZZZZ"


"I can't sleep".


"ZZZZZZZZ"


"ZZZZZZZZ"



"ZZZZZZZZ"


"I don't think he's breathing"


"ZZZZZZZZ"


"Wake up".


"WAKE UP!"

"ZZZZZZZZ"


SLAP!


SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!!!


"Huh... what the fuck?"


"You weren't breathing".


"I was... sleeping".


"I saved your life!"








"I can't sleep".






"ZZZZZZZZ"




The End

2 comments:

Shar said...

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Pheonix said...

O
M
G

haaaaaaaaahahahahaa!

classic!