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August 9, 2007

Lance Bass: Evil Slut?

Last week, Lance Bass released (via myspace, of course) the cover of his upcoming memoir, Out of Sync. This is awesome for two reasons.

  1. Lance Bass wrote a memoir.
  2. He titled it Out of Sync. Come on people, this is genius.

So we found ourselves asking the question that we always ask. Is Lance an evil slut? Judge for yourself.

~He came out on the cover of People magazine.

In the article, he said that he didn't want to come out during his *NSYNC days because he was afraid that the attention could negatively impact the group and his band mates. "The thing is, I’m not ashamed – that’s the one thing I want to say," he explains of his decision to come out. "I don't think it's wrong, I'm not devastated going through this. I'm more liberated and happy than I’ve been my whole life. I'm just happy."

Is "Lance Bass: I'm Gay" better than "Tyra Banks: You Call This Fat?" You make the call.

~He came really, really close to getting to go into space. Lance is apparently still pursuing his astronaut dreams, and in the meantime he's involved with programs that encourage kids to study math and science to prepare them for possible future space careers. There's really nothing we can add to that, except to say beat that, Nick Carter!

~He's dated some hotter guys than we have. Kathy Griffin on Lance's ex-boyfriend, Reichen Lehmkuhl: "He's one of these gay guys that's so hot, that chicks would fuck him. They'd be like 'I don't care where his dick's been.' He's so hot."


~He wrote an entry in his myspace blog celebrating the anniversary of his coming out and encouraging others to do the same.

Happy Anniversary!!!!!....

TO ME!!!!!!!

So it was a year ago that I decided to let the world know who I really am... and I swear it has been the most amazing experience. Scary at times , but in the end the best thing I have ever done. I want to thank everyone that has been so supportive and showing that this world has and will continue to change in the right direction. With the election coming up, it is even more important that we stand up for what we believe in and be heard. Enviroment, war, civil rights, education.... the list goes on and on. I encourage everyone to learn more this year about ALL the issues that need attention. Some of you will actively be heard and support some issues, and others will just be educated--- in the end all that matters is we all are going to have a hand in changing this world for the better!

Also as an Anniversary gift for me ...think about doing this...

If you are having trouble being yourself , and are scared to tell someone you are gay--- find that loyal friend, family member, or even hotline and tell someone. All it takes is to tell one person and the ball starts rolling. You will get great advice and and be so much happier. Or, if you have always wanted to ask that family member or friend if they were gay.. do it now.... in a very positive and private way , tell them it is ok and you will always be there no matter what. Sometimes its easier for someone to just flat out ask you. To build the courage to say it sometimes takes years.

It's 2007 people , there is no reason we should not be exactly who we want to be- sexual preference, profession, religion, etc. Just respect the fact that everyone is different and live your own lives the way you want! It's good to be alive and we can do and achieve anything we want!

So go do something positive, nice, fun, or just laugh... it doesnt affect just you .. it catches on!

Just our opinion, but we're going to take this anniversary announcement over Tyra's announcement of the anniversary of the day she scored a victory for civil rights by wearing a really tiny swimsuit. It just strikes us as a little bit more...real. (And we promise that not all of these evil slut profiles will devolve into us taking shots at Tyra Banks. Just some of them.)

~He is not appearing on Mission: Man Band, Lance of Love, Lance Bass is 28...and Gay, or any other reality shows. (But we're not going to lie, we're glad someone is appearing on shows like that, because we love them.) Although Lance of Love would make a decent name if he ever decides to release a sex tape or anything like that. Better than something more obvious, like Bass Master. I don't know what I'm talking about, forget this.

~Did we mention that he wrote a book called Out of Sync?


We're totally putting this book onto our reading list, right before Full Frontal Feminism but maybe right after My First Five Husbands..And the Ones Who Got Away by Rue McClanahan from Golden Girls. Priorities.

When we started writing this our opinion of Lance was pretty neutral, but now we think we have to agree with Kathy Griffin--he's a "power gay" and we totally want to be pals with him. (And maybe go see him in Hairspray too.) We also bet he could still fit into one of his swimsuits from 10 years ago, but you don't see him out there making a big deal about it. And that's what makes him cool.

Okay, that was the last Tyra joke, we swear. We love you, Tyra! Please don't send a bunch of skinny hungry angry models to have us killed. Kisses!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ok, I heart Lance. He was always the hottest member of N'sync... (while they were N'sync. Right now, Mr. Timberlake is a fine specimen,)Lance still has 'it.' I'd still shag him.
When I heard the news that he was gay, I thought, yeah, that figures.
My first boyfriend ended up being gay, as well as the man I still consider my soulmate... ( not the same guy...)
Ah well. I'm proud of him. Good for Lance. I'll read it. And He's still damn hot!!