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August 7, 2007

Status: Married

So, I found out yesterday that my ex-boyfriend (my first love, the guy I lost my virginity to, etc.) got married a few weeks ago. We haven't spoken in a couple of years, so how did I find this out? Through myspace, of course. I actually wasn't doing any myspace stalking in this case, and you know I'd admit it if I was, because it's a hobby that we all enjoy. I got a message from an old high school friend that just said "your ex got married! LOL!!"

So how did I react? Well, I just took a moment to reflect on my relationship with him, all of the good and bad times we had together, and how I wish him well in the future. Then I signed off and went on about my day.

Yeah, right. Actually, I went straight to his profile to look at the wedding pictures. I wasn't sure how I would react when I saw them. Would I be sad, or jealous, or have one of those great quarter-life crisis moments where you have a temporary freakout thinking about how people you went to school with are getting married and having kids?

So I looked at them. And all I felt was...relieved. That I wasn't in them, that they didn't reflect my life, that I wasn't stuck with such a crazy mother-in-law. Am I still allowed to be proud of myself for my calm and relatively mature reaction even though I just went for the cheap mother-in-law joke? I'm not sure. But I think I am allowed to be happy that it doesn't bother me, because it's not where I want to be right now. Besides, if that were me I might miss out on the chance to someday appear with Lilith and the girls on The Evil Slut Clique is 45...and Single.

Don't worry, I'm only kidding. If we did appear on a reality show, it would have to be one where we had a house full of guys competing for us by doing ridiculous challenges for our amusement, not one where a life coach tells us to stop having sex. We have our priorities in order.


Adam said...

Let me be the first to sign up for the future Evil Sluts Reality Show. Can I be the life coach?

"You've got to face the fact you're not a kid anymore...

It's time to move on to hard liquor."

Anonymous said...

i love it!
isn't it great when you realize... "yeah..i don't care!"
I am actually best friends with my ex's wife...i was a bridesmaid in the wedding and i thank my lucky stars on the daily that its her and not me. ahhahaha.
even though he and i are friends and i love her to death.
im keepin this one anonymous.