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September 25, 2007

People for Gratuitous Nudity on TV

I recently viewed this ad on craigslist and felt required to share it with you all.

Looking For Protesters and Hecklers

Reply to: gigs-430636415@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-24, 10:43AM


I recently returned from a trip to Europe. While there, I was shocked to learn that they can show nudity on regular TV.

This really pissed me off. Why should Europeans be able to enjoy nipples on PrimeTime and we can't? Wouldn't shows like the View be more entertaining if we could see Barbara's tits? Wouldn't lame sitcoms be more tolerable if we could see
Meredith Baxter Birney's Rack?

If you agree with me, then perhaps you want to join my organization- PGNONTV (People for Gratuitous Nudity ON TV).


We're currently looking for volunteers to stand outside network studios and protest the lack of nudity on TV. As a member of PGNONTV we'll also ask that you write to advertisers and demand that they don't advertise their products on wholesome shows that refuse to show T&A.

Right now, we can't offer any pay for your services. But we are planning a walk-a-thon and a tele-a-thon to help raise money. We're also trying to figure out how to launder money. Once we do, you'll get a piece of the action.

To apply for this exciting opportunity, I'll need 3 references from you. References to your 3 favorite gratuitous nudity scenes.


Examples:

Beverly D'Angelo
's shower scene in the original Vacation movie.
Phoebe Cates exiting the pool in Fast Times at Ridgemont High
.
Whoopi Goldberg bending over the Pew in Sister Act.


I think this mighty cause deserves our attention. Just think how much more fun Rock of Love would have been if we could have actually been seeing Heather get naked this whole time?

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