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November 26, 2007

Lost in Translation?

The Evil Slut Clique always gets all kinds of interesting messages from various people on myspace. Sometimes we get requests for advice. (The initial thought is always "who would ask us for advice!?")

We recently received a message from someone whose profile indicates that he is a 24 year old male living in Korea. Apparently he somehow got the idea that we are "beautiful lesbians" and sex experts... and he has some very important questions about cunnilingus. Obviously, this could be completely bullshit and he's some douche bag in Jersey having a laugh by asking for oral sex tips over the Internet in broken English. Either way, STD-prevention is important so we thought we'd answer him and share it with you.

hi

how are you ?

i saw your profile and leave this

im from south korea and straight man

i respect all kind of love

and i respect you

....and my english is not good enough

but i wanna friend with you

glad to meet you

and i know youre beautiful lesbian
and i have some question to you

i need help and really hope you understand me

i love women as much as you love and care
and i love to kissing women's body and pussy and clitoris

im just straight man but i love to outcourse love
i think im not interesting intercourse and in&out sex

and i love cunnilingus

did you ever kiss someone's pussy?

if you have any experience of cunnilingus or informations
can you answer me please?

i hope you answer me please

i think im little sefish but i wanna
love and kissing pussy
i wanna free away from disease

(if you ever had cunnilingus with your partner or lover)

*what did you try to be clean?

*what did you ready for?

*how to have cunnilingus safety and clean ?

if you ever using medicines or something
can you tell me what kind of medicines?

you know many people using tooth pastes and teeth brushes
and wanshing their teeth before they have kiss

and you know many people using condoms
when they have sex in safety

then how can i do if i wanna have cunnilingus in safety?

i know this is very very bad question
but hard to take answers from people

and i really wonder and give me some tips and advices

hope you answer me and help me out please

hope you have goodtime and take care

bye

Our response to him (and to the rest of you who are interested in having safe cunnilingus):

Hmm. We are not actually lesbians - not sure where you got that idea. Nor are we experts in safe sex or cunnilingus. However, we're happy to try to help answer your questions on this subject and direct you to resources that may also help.

There is nothing selfish about wanting to be free from disease. Although it is a somewhat lower risk than intercourse, sexually transmitted infections can be passed through oral sex so you are right to want to protect yourself.

You can reduce the risk of infection during cunnilingus by using dental dams or latex barriers for protection. "Dental dams" are squares of ultra-thin latex that can be put over your partner's vulva during oral sex. (They even come in flavors if so desired). You can also make your own dental dam using an unrolled condom or a latex glove. Regular plastic wrap can be used instead of latex, but this should be a last resort only since obviously plastic wrap wasn't developed (and hasn't been scientifically tested) for this purpose.

You should also avoid cunnilingus if you have mouth ulcers, bleeding gums, or open cuts in your mouth. Do not perform oral sex if your partner is having a Herpes outbreak or if you have cold sores on your mouth. While it is considerate to think of brushing your teeth before kissing someone, do not brush your teeth immediately before oral sex. You may cause slight bleeding of the gums which can put you at a higher risk for contracting an STD.

Another important way to prevent STDs is to get tested regularly and make sure that your partner does as well. Maintain open and honest communication with your partner about past partners and testing and other concerns.

* For general information on Sexually Transmitted Diseases: Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

* For some tips on how to give great oral sex to women: Sex Info 101


If any one else out there has a question you'd like to ask us, we'd be happy to help. Email us!

1 comment:

May said...

What a weird-ass message! You guys get all the fun ;)