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November 17, 2007

Looking for new friends?

Dumb Things Guys Say #16

Guy: I have some weed and I'm looking for new friends... so I thought maybe I could give you guys my cell number.

Lilith: Huh? I think I must have missed a chunk of that statement...What?

Guy: I have some weed... Do you guys wanna go for a ride?

Jezebel: We're not really looking for any weed or any new friends at the moment, but thanks.

1 comment:

May said...

I've never understood guys who think that holding will get them sex with any woman. Idiots.