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September 4, 2008

Dumb Things Pastors Say

The Havens Corners Church in Blacklick, Ohio, has a charming new sign up. Apparently they're not big fans of Katy Perry's hit song "I Kissed A Girl".
A sign outside Havens Corners Church in suburban Blacklick has the lyrics from the song's chorus, "I kissed a girl and I liked it" -- and adds, "Then I went to hell."

Church pastor the Rev. Dave Allison said the Bible clearly states that homosexuality is a sin, so the sign is intended as a loving warning to teens.

Yes, we can totally feel the "love" in this message to young lesbian and bisexual women. Kiss girls and it's straight to hell for you! It just radiates kindness and tolerance and compassion. Jesus would definitely approve, don't you think?

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Isobel said...

And the actual message of the song...just makes the whole thing funnier. Hope that pastor don't mind it.

ozymandiaz said...

i guess he missed the part about he without sin casting the first stone.
then again, i suppose there is a chance that the pastor is without sin.

yea right

Anonymous said...

Greetings people. Continuing the comment about judging. Jesus continued and said: Neither do i condemn you, go and sin no more. My friend, there are christians and then there are True Christians, True Christians will love you regardless of your sin against God our Creator, for we all have sinned and fallen short of God's glory.

I love you like Jesus loves you, that's all I wanted to say here. Bye.

Something Happened Somewhere Turning said...

It always fascinates me how religion is so paradoxical. It is like they are saying we will love you and welcome you into the fold. But the moment you do this or that, they will be the first to turn their backs on you.