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December 10, 2008

Holiday Wish-List: Where's Our Damn Chia Clock!?

Why has no one bought us the Chia alarm clock yet? Seriously. How many times do we have to mention it before someone will offer to buy it for us? We're done dropping hints! We want the chia clock! We want to be awoken by "ch-ch-ch-chia!" And of course now it's unavailable on amazon (you fucking slackers)... so it's going to be that much harder for you to find it somewhere else. But we'll be extra grateful.

That's about it for our holiday wish list this year. That's all we want. Well, that and world peace. And reproductive rights. And marriage equality. And a better economy. And beer.

Is that really too much to ask!?

If you really do want to buy us something you can check out our super awesome amazon Wish List. But we really really just want the clock.

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