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January 6, 2009

Joe Biden Dream Watch

I had a Joe Biden dream the other night. I was at some event where he was speaking, and I snuck backstage so I could talk to him. (Apparently there are no Secret Service agents in dreams, which made it really easy.) I told him all about the Joe Biden Feminism Watch, and he laughed and was all "no, really?", and I was all "yes, really!", and he thought it was awesome and gave me a hug. I also gave him an ESC business card, and then had to explain what our name means and that we weren't posting about his feminist achievements in between porn and/or erotica posts. (Not that there would be anything wrong with that, but it would have required a longer explanation probably.) So he took the card and he was happy and thought it was all cool, and then he went off to give his speech and I woke up with a massive hangover.

I think there are two important messages that this dream was trying to communicate.

1. Stop slacking on Obama/Biden Feminism Watch posts, because there's a lot to write about.

2. Don't drink a ton of Corona at happy hour, and then stop at both McDonalds and Starbucks on the way home, because you will have weird dreams about hanging out with Vice Presidents.

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Dollface said...

Awesome dream. I'd kill to have Biden make an appearance in one of mine.

Mrs. Polly said...

Found your blog through your comment on Rumproast--- I liked your post on Cardboardgate. Naturally, PUMA's response to Cardboardgate was to photoshop the faces of entirely innocent Michelle Obama and Donna Brazile onto cardboard Hillary's body, because nothing defends women from demeaning pictures like posting more demeaning pictures of women.

Your dream doesn't sound too far off from reality: Biden seems ultra-approachable. When Clinton was first in office, there was a book of collected dreams people were having about him. Of course he was a bit over-approachable. Did you have any Palin dreams? I had a nightmare about her where she was working a ropeline and stuffing dirt into children's mouths, saying "There ya go!"

I like your blog a lot. Evil Sluttism is one of those life goals I hope someday to attain.

Blue Gal said...

I had a dream interview with Biden last October! Your dream was better.

I love your blog and your attitude. It's like, finding my tribe or something. xo and yer blogrolled. Will work on getting you some traffic.


Mrs. Polly - Thanks! And we're experiencing love at first sight with your blog right at this moment. For awhile there we thought we were alone on Cardboardgate. We didn't see the Michelle Obama/Donna Brazile photoshop jobs (although we're not surprised), but we did see one PUMA blog that had photoshopped it so that Favreau was grabbing Obama's crotch. Many of them also seem to believe that it's possible to actually date rape a cardboard cutout. We certainly hope the PUMAs continue to do so much good in the world for a long long time.

Blue Gal - In new social situations, we can generally tell right away who is "our people" and who isn't. Clearly you're our people. And you have no idea how much we wish the Biden album/clothing line project was real. I wonder if we can propose that on change.gov?

FEMily! said...

I once dreamt that Joe Biden and I donated blood together.