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February 16, 2009

Kenny Chesney isn't gay. He's just slutty.

Kenny Chesney wants us to know that he isn't gay. In fact, he wants us to know that he's not gay so badly, that he'd rather be known as a womanizer.
Man, I was over 100 several years ago... There were years when I had a better summer than A-Rod, buddy. You know? I got on the boards quite often.
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What guy who loves girls wouldn't be angry about that? I didn't sign up for that. I think people need to live their lives the way they want to, but I'm pretty confident in the fact that I love girls (laughs). I've got a long line of girls who could testify that I am not gay.
Now of course, my first thought is... Kenny doth protest too much. You'd think that a guy who really did sleep with over 100 women would be secure enough in his sexuality that he wouldn't need to worry about being called gay. Maybe he's worried that he won't make it to 200 women if all of the country music groupies start believing the gay rumors? That would be a real tragedy.

But he's upset because he didn't "sign up" for that, which really begs the question, where exactly does one sign up for that? Is there a website or something?

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3 comments:

Linda-Sama said...

he's gay. any dude who has to "brag" about getting laid over 100 times is a liar or gay.

Sherry said...

all i keep thinking is maybe the next woman should carry some lysol in her purse and spay him with it. who knows where "its" been??!!

ick!

libhom said...

There isn't anything wrong with being gay or being a womanizer.