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March 1, 2009

Political Pop Quiz

Okay, help me out with this because I can't decide. Which of these is funnier?

A. Rush Limbaugh acting like he has no idea why women don't like him and don't want to listen to his shit for three hours a day. A drugged up misogynist right-wing blowhard with three divorces under his XXXL belt? No woman in her right mind could ever turn down all that! It's a true mystery.

B. The new nationwide study that recently came out which showed that people in the red states consume more online porn than those in the blue states. The guy who did the study concluded that "some of the people who are most outraged turn out to be consumers of the very things they claimed to be outraged by". Shocking. It's almost like you could make the argument that right-wingers are huge fucking hypocrites.

Hell, let's just split the difference and say that the funniest thing is wondering how much of that internet porn is actually being consumed by Rush Limbaugh at any given time.

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Rachel said...

I am shocked. Shocked! To find out that there is gambling going on in this establishment.

Coming up next on Obvious Answers to Stupid Questions...

Blue Gal said...

Yeah the rule in Alabama was always take two Baptists fishing with ya, because a Baptist with no one looking over his shoulder will drink all yer beer.

Dori said...

And yet again we are treated to a Shocking! New! Report! of facts that people like us have been saying for years.

What was it that Ian Malcolm said? "God, I hate being right all the time."

PMercer said...

Not surprising that they consume more porn. It's like George Carlin said, "Who'd want to fuck 'em..."