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April 1, 2009

What's New!?

Disclaimer: We are away from reliable internet for the week. This blog entry was written previously and scheduled to be posted today. If anything is outdated or has been disproved by now, well, too fucking bad.

Wow! So much is going on... and we have all the current gossip.

Apparently, there's this new vaccine for HPV called Gardasil. I wonder if it works! Rumor has it that Bret Michaels is going to star in a reality show. Isn't he that guy from Poison? We just found out that Governor Spitzer solicited a prostitute. Scandalous. Sarah Palin's daughter is pregnant, P Diddy stepped in dog shit, and apparently Miley Cyrus did something inappropriate again. OMG Lance Bass is gay!!? And John McCain would be a terrible president, so don't vote for him!

On a personal note, Chiquita is getting married! Congratulations Chiquita! And we saw the coolest clock shaped like a chia pet. Neat!! The bad news is that we're being sued. We'd also like to wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day!

Don't worry, we'll be back from our trip tonight and will hopefully have something awesome - and new! - to write about very soon. Have a happy April Fool's Day.


Sloth Womyn said...

A lawsuit, really? You piss people off that much? I like you.

Chiquita said...

HA! I'll get you that Chia Clock someday.