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July 31, 2009

Our Babeland Wish List

Babeland is having a contest so we were inspired to make a super evil slutty sexy wish list!
Enjoy...



Eco-Sexy Kit $59.00

Everyone knows that the ESC cares about being environmentally-friendly and this it, which includes a latex-free/phthalate-free vibrator and a selection of all-natural products, helps us be extra friendly.

Bachelorette Party Kit $18.95



Sometimes we like to go out and pretend that one of us is getting married (complete with fake engagement ring) so we can get lots of attention and free champagne. And also to justify the fact that we're wearing feather boas in the middle of New York City. If only this kit - which includes a tiara, dice game, scavenger hunt, temporary tattoos, photo album and name tags - came with a fake fiance too.


Babeland Condoms $5 (for 6-pack)


You can never have enough condoms. What else is there to say?


Hello Kitty Vibrator $40.00



Honestly, we just want this because there's some kind of awesome perversity to owning a sex toy in the style of a beloved childhood character. Perfect for that naughty school girl roleplaying too.


Blow Job Expert Kit $49.00




We're already experts... but we're interested in what the Ultimate Guide to Fellatio has to say on the subject. Plus we want to check out the yummy flavored lubes and other cool stuff that comes in this kit (which also includes a RingO cock ring, a Nanovibe, and Afterglow "clean-up wipes").


Candy apple wrist restraints $62.00 + cuff connector $3.50



These are just really cute! They also look super easy-to-use and comfortable. Well... not too comfortable (because that would sort of miss the point).


Sweet Body Paints $20


If we feel like letting out our artistic sides... These body paints are fruit-flavored, so we can lick up our masterpieces afterwards.


Nerve Position of the Day Playbook $12.95


This book features a different sexual position for every day of the year... and since the ESC is anything but boring, we're definitely into picking up some new ideas. Although we might need to join a gym first so we can work on our flexibility... some of those moves are probably a little tough to master.

The New Intercourses: An Aphrodisiac Cookbook $24.95

This is the perfect book for sexy cooking... the recipes cover all the main aphrodisiac foods, like chocolate or oysters. Perfect for evil slutty foodies.

Chemistry DVD $39.95



You know how much we love to hate reality TV... so of course we're dying to check out a "reality" porn. Chemistry is the tale of "seven porn stars picked to live in a house"... and you can figure out the rest.


Red Mini Rubber Whip $16.00

It may look unthreatening... but this super cute rubber whip can offer a range of sensations. Fun!

Under The Bed Restraints $55.00

Now some of us don't have a headboard to get tied to. (Yeah, it totally sucks). With the Under the Bed Restraint system there's no headboard necessary, no need to install hardware, no rope-tying. All I need is a mattress... and a partner... or two.


Silky blindfold $15.00


Silky... pretty... purple... and sexy. What else could you want from a blindfold?


Edible Pasties $5.00



These are adorable and they look pretty yummy! (Plus we're really tired of making our own using cookie cutters and fruit roll-ups. They just don't look right).


Entice lubette $1.50

This tiny tiny lube (isn't "lubette" just the cutest name for it?) is perfect for impromptu sex on the go... fits right into your pocket!


Bondage Tape $16.00

Bondage tape is one of the coolest inventions! It's reusable and totally unsticky - meaning it won't stick to your skin or your hair or leave any yucky residue. It only sticks to itself, making it pretty much foolproof, even for a bondage beginner.

Share the Love Kit $55



And finally... because we want to share the love, we want this kit to be a giveaway prize for one our lucky readers... for the next time they get... lucky. It includes a mini massage candle, dirty dice, the Babeland Pocket Rocket, vibrating Sonic Ring kit, and mini lube. (Also includes a condom and an AA battery - because you should always be prepared).


Disclaimer: Babeland is not paying us to write this "wish list" but if we win their Summer Love Contest we get all of this awesome stuff for free... and then all of our evil slutty dreams come true and we live happily ever after. So even though we admit we have an ulterior motive to posting this wish list publicly at this particular time... we really do want all these items and everything said here about them is 100% totally true. (If we don't win, any of our beloved fans are welcome to send us these things as presents, thank you).

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