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July 5, 2009

Hilariously Inappropriate Infomercials

I was watching television the other day (shocker) and I came across two commercials that were um... a little inappropriate for daytime TV: the Neckline Slimmer and Easy Curves.

My original dislike for these products was due to the fact that both are focused on "improving" female beauty based on society's stereotypical and unrealistic ideals. The neckline slimmer, obviously, is designed to slim one's neckline... claiming that it can "reverse the effects of ageing without plastic surgery". Easy Curves is all about making your boobs bigger. We must... we must... we must increase our bust...

But the real hilarity is in the actual use of these products. The Neckline slimmer looks like it's a blowjob trainer... and Easy Curves is all about the dual-handjob. See for yourself...

I'm totally going to get both of those... not to increase my bust or decrease my neckline... but just for practice. But don't even get me started on the Comfort Wipe (I don't do anal-play).

1 comment:

bad-boy said...

I love the Easy-Curves. It looks like the woman is practicing for a three-way with two big guys.