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August 31, 2009

Chiquita Does New York!

As you must already know, Chiquita and her husband (the Lord) came to visit us recently. We tried to show them as authentic of a "New York" trip as possible - but New York done ESC-style. Some of the things we did were cliché New York moments... others were a little more our own thing.

For some reason, we're having a hard time figuring out exactly how to describe the trip. Maybe it's because so much awesomeness in one place at one time is hard to articulate. We don't know. So we thought we'd just post our lists and notes from the trip, and it'll be like a 'recreated from eyewitness accounts' sort of thing. Or a 'Jezebel and Lilith are lazy' sort of thing.

Authentic New York City experiences
  • The Metropolitan Museum of Art

  • Museum of Natural History

  • The NY Public Library

  • Greenwich Village

  • Flatiron Building

  • Crowded subway at rush hour

  • Stuck in traffic in a cab

  • Grand Central Station

  • Authentic New York pizza

  • Lincoln Center

  • Central Park

  • Columbus Circle

  • Museum of Sex

  • Juilliard

  • Rockefeller Center

  • Washington Square Park/NYU

  • Peanut Butter & Co.

  • Dive bars

Authentic Long Island experiences

  • The beach/the boardwalk

  • The mall

  • Eating dinner at a diner

  • Driving around aimlessly

  • "Sight-seeing" in the rich neighborhoods

  • The Long Island Rail Road

  • Authentic Long Island bagels

Food-related items and establishments that Chiquita and The Lord had never heard of:
  • Ralph's Famous Italian ices (come on, they're famous!). They actually had never heard of Italian ices at all. Yeah, we couldn't believe it either.

  • Dairy Barn

  • Cosi

  • Sicilian pizza (We also had to educate them that "Sbarros" is not "pizza".)

  • White Castle

  • Starbucks Coffee (Just kidding.)
  • "Unlimited Marinated Sliced Steak Night"

  • We also made sure that the Lord had his very first margarita. (He liked it, but not the price!)

Songs that we tortured Chiquita and The Lord with:
  • "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips

  • American Mall soundtrack (in fact, we sang this the entire time we were at the actual mall; we danced too)

  • "Maria" by TKA

  • The Rent soundtrack

  • "Informer" by Snow

  • Pretty much every other cheesy song from the 80s and 90s. (We did an awesome nostalgia medley on the train.)

Quotes that will only be funny to us but we'll share them anyway:

  • "Our friend couldn't hear the movie and she doesn't read Spanish!"

  • "Fools rush in!!"

  • "Alice...like the girl's name?"

  • "Please to go go go with me now"

  • "It's call no-touch... no-touch."

Lessons Learned:
  • Hold on for one more day.

  • Be somebody or you'll be somebody's fool.

  • "Chicos es tanto" (We also learned that our Spanish grammar sucks.)

For those of you who are sad that you missed your chance to Buy Chiquita A Beer, please feel free to buy us a beer now to help us recover from all of that sight-seeing and singing.

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