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September 16, 2009

It will be the most bestsellingest book ever!

While we were in line at the Kathy Griffin book signing, we had an opportunity to check out pretty much every single book in the Tribeca Barnes and Noble. (It was a really long line.)

We could not believe that some of the books out there actually existed. A few examples are Why Men Love Bitches, Cougar, and of course, Flirtexting. (We spent a lot of time in the "Dating and Relationships" section, can you tell?) Actual people got paid actual money to write those books. It made us wonder "where's our book deal?"

In our B&N travels though, we started to notice a few recurring themes. There were an inordinate amount of books on the following three subjects: 2012 end of the world theories, Michelle Obama's fashion sense, and of course... sexy teenage vampires. (The Bloggess was totally on to something.)

Seriously, there are a ton of books on these subjects...

In our story, it's December of 2012 and the world is on the brink of disaster in accordance with the surely-entirely-accurate predictions of doom, which of course means that the sexy teenage vampires would take over in a post-apocalyptic world. It's going to be a New Year's from hell, unless the world can find someone to lead us to salvation... who else can save us, but the very fashionable first lady with arms of steel!?

We think it's going to be a big hit, don't you?

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