We were thinking of something like this:
They're even running a discount special right now, so we could get the personal version for $19.95 (down from $29.95) or the business version for $39.95 (down from $59.95). It's a deal!
Okay, we know. We have issues. But it would be funny.
*Today's ridiculous idea for the betterment of the ESC Empire is brought to you by Visual Watermark Software.