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November 30, 2009

Spend Cyber Monday With The ESC!

It's Cyber Monday!! In case you don't already know it, "Cyber Monday", the Monday immediately following Black Friday, is the busiest day of the year for e-commerce.

We figured this was the perfect opportunity to do some shameless self-promotion and show you all of the awesome merchandise we have available for purchase on our website.

The Holidays are Almost Here!

Check out some of our best holiday sellers:

We are in the process of creating more holiday designs so feel free to check back later on too!

Celebrate Equality

Show off what's important to you by buying any of our Marriage Equality/Gay Rights items.

The "Suck It" Series

When you care enough to send the best... tell someone to suck it!

There's more! We have told plenty more people to suck it.
(And we are always open to suggestions as well).

Speaking of Sucking...

Got a special blood sucker in your life? If you're a fan of True Blood, Twilight, The Vampire Diaries, or any other blood sucking goodness... check out our vampire-loving items.

And for the special bitch in your life:

And of course, this holiday season you must remember to

Be Safe...

What better way to tell someone you care.... than with the gift that keeps on giving. The gift of Chlamydia.

(Yes, someone really bought this clock!)

Most of our products are available on Cafepress or Zazzle so be sure to take advantage of their one day only sales and get free shipping on all orders TODAY ONLY...

Cafepress.com: Use coupon code FREE4VIP

Zazzle.com: Use coupon code FREESHIP2DAY

For some more great deals you can check out the official Cyber Monday website... but really, after seeing our great stuff is there even any reason to look for anything else?

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