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November 29, 2009

We Expect to See This in Next Month's Cosmo

Allow us to present...the Snuggie Sutra:

Sex is fun. Blankets are a pain in the ass.

You know how it is. You and your lover are in bed, eager to engage in coitus, orgasmic ecstasy easily within reach. But the blankets get tangled. Or tossed aside. She gets cold. He gets shrinkage.

There’s never been a solution to having sex while avoiding a chill. Until the Snuggie.

The Snuggie Sutra is like the Kama Sutra, only with Snuggies. It’s an illustrated guide to sexual positions that are both erotic and warm.










Can't you just imagine this as a Cosmo sex tip? "Snuggle up with him on the couch, and then tell him that you're not wearing anything under your Snuggie. He'll be totally turned on and forget about that yucky football game right away." We're calling it now.

2 comments:

SheIsLegend said...

After seeing Snuggies for dogs, this is definitely next.


Love it!

Trina said...

I missed anti-lurker week, but I don't think you'll mind. This is hilarious! You've totally got Cosmo's number. Soon, they'll be asking you to write articles.

I went to Smith College, and one of our favorite down-time activities was reading Cosmo aloud and groaning in feminist-pain.