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June 10, 2010

Alas, we have failed you.

We would like to take a moment to apologize to our readers and fans for never writing about vajazzling. It has become clear that this was a huge oversight on our part and we are deeply sorry. 

According to our statcounter, our blog has been recently searched for the following terms:

rhinestone vagina
jennifer vagina
love hewitt

Apparently our fans really really want to know about adhering little crystals to the outside of their vaginas. Alas, we have failed you. We're sorry we have neglected this very important topic. We'll try not to let it happen again.

Another reader apparently searched for "can i see a picture of corbin bleu's REAL penis" so we'll get to work on that one right away.


Rachel said...

Ha! I didn't talk about it either, because I figured everyone else had it pretty well covered. If a topic shows up more than three times in my blogroll I call it good.

I do get a lot of hits from the search words "vector identity theory" though. Puzzles the fuck out of me.

reading. writing. revolution. said...

I am frankly shocked!! haha