I know you're busy today, but can you add one thing to your to-do list? Me.
Just got out of the shower. Why don't you come over and help me get dirty again?
In 30 minutes I'll be getting off. Will you be here to join in the fun?
Using one hand to write this text and press the send button. Using the other hand to press MY button...
See if you can decipher this abbreviation: OMG IWUIM
So what happened? Did one of their models complain? That's the theory that I'm going with because it's the most amusing one. I'd like to think that the model who was used for this story was so offended by the implication that he might actually be turned on by any of these "sexy texts" that he demanded that the disclaimer be added to protect his reputation. Way to take a stand, Shirtless Phone Guy. You've struck a blow for bad sex tip article models everywhere. We applaud your courage.