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January 11, 2012

Get Your Santorum Sweater Vest Today!

Those of you who have been torturing yourselves by following the race for the Republican presidential nomination might have noticed that Rick Santorum has been sporting some snazzy sweater vests on the campaign trail lately. Well, you'll be thrilled to learn that if you act fast, you can get your very own official Santorum sweater vest from his campaign's website. Check it out:



Before today I was not aware that the sweater vest was the perfect symbol of conservative solidarity. The more you know, huh? Aside from the fact that you can get sweater vests anywhere for a lot less than $100...and that Santorum's campaign will be long dead by the time you wait four to six weeks for delivery of your Santorumvest...oh yeah, and that Rick Santorum is a raging homophobe and an anti-choice misogynist douchebag, we think this is an awesome deal. Order yours today!

6 comments:

Yandie, Goddess of Pickles. said...

I'm holding out for "mittens for Mittens"

Jezebel said...

Yandie, that's actually brilliant, you should take that idea to Romney's people right away.

Anonymous said...

As a sweater vest wearing liberal, this sucks.

Anonymous said...

Sweater vests are socially conservative? Shit, what would Will Shuester say?

Bertie Long said...

They would have to PAY me to wear one of those things.

Anonymous said...

A) I thought it was great that, in the main body, they stated "..., comes in grey..." and then failed to list any other colors. Is grey a color symbol of the conservative movement that I wasn't aware of? Or is the campaign so bereft of funds that they could only purchase a few sweater vests and they all happened to be grey?

B) "Never let sleeves get in your way again!" Those goddamn sleeves! I was gonna be a millionaire, if it weren't for those damned kids (sleeves)! Last time I checked, a sweater vest was meant to be worn something that had sleeves... unless this was a warning shot to all those who dare to wear full length sweaters over their dress shirts!!! We can't tolerate those kind of hippies.