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October 8, 2012

Is Mila Kunis An Evil Slut?


So I like the Museum of Sex on facebook, and today they posted the cover of the latest issue of Esquire and asked if everyone agreed with Esquire's pick of Mila Kunis as this year's Sexiest Woman Alive.


Now obviously the whole Sexiest Woman/Man Alive thing is silly. Did last year's Sexiest Woman die, or become measurably less sexy somehow in only one year? And of course there was a lot of discussion and disagreement in the comments about whether Mila deserves this year's "honor" or not, but one comment in particular caught our eye:

 
Evil and slutty, you say? Fascinating. Seriously, we have so many questions for our new friend Matthew about this. Does he think that Mila looks evil and slutty all the time, or only in this cover shot? (Maybe it's the eyeliner.) And is he saying that women who look evil and slutty are inherently not hot at all, or just that it disqualifies you from Sexiest Woman Alive status? We're thinking of contacting him for an interview so we can get clarification on this McCalvin Theory of Evil Sluttiness, which is clearly very well thought out and scientific. We'll keep you posted.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

How does one begin to look evil anyway? (I think the idea of 'looking slutty' is absurd, too, but there is an agreed look which mainstream culture views as slutty. The stupidity of this is too immense to fit both discussions into a single comment, however.)
I can't think of an agreed look that is 'evil', per se. What is it about Mila Kunis which makes her look evil? The trousers? The eyeliner? The dark skin and brown hair? (after all, everyone knows that anglo-saxon blondes are good). The funny Russian sounding name? (yes, it's strictly Ukranian, but does Mr. McCalvin strike you as the kind of person that bothers with such irrelevances?)

Perhaps equally absurd is the comment below, firstly, for 'gigantic fat asses' being implicitly a bad thing, because only people with an incredibly narrow range of body shapes can be attractive; secondly for saying that Mila Kunis' ass is 'gigantic'. If that counts as a 'gigantic ass', the English language is sadly unequipped to distinguish between different body-shapes: most of the population probably have 'gigantic fat asses' by these standards.

(Prior to writing this comment, I had precisely zero knowledge of Mila Kunis, not keeping up with celebrity culture to any great extent. Wikipedia tells me that Kunis has said “You’ve got to base your career on something other than being FHM’s top 100 number one girl. Your looks are going to die out, and then what’s going to be left?” on being ranked in FHM's top 10 women in 2009. Purely on the basis of this comment, I like her already.)

Jezebel said...

For the record, I believe the portion of Mr. Toasteroven's comment that I cut off went on to say that Mila does NOT have a gigantic ass and that he does in fact find her sexy. I wouldn't want to dishonor the Toasteroven name by misquoting him.

Margaret said...

I would also like to clarify if "evil and slutty" are always paired together. Are all sluts evil? Or does Mila just happen to be a slut that is also evil? Or an evil person who is also a slut? I get all kinds of confused when people decide that intentions and behaviors can be determined by a single still photograph.

colin said...

Looks - whether slutty or beauty are entirely in the eye of the beholder. And they're totally manipulated by the media anyway